1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Zambini Unbranded - I don't own a car. I'm too poor But my three stage plan is: 1. Get a learner's license. 2. Purchase a scooter, preferably teal 3. BECOME A BILLIONAIRE AND TAKE OVER WORLD! . But seriously I can see Zambini Unbranded as a moonshine beer. Zambini was my cat.

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Chocolate-Mocha Orange-Chocolate-Chip - Hmm. Doesn't flow quite as well as Zambini Unbranded.

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first 3 letters of last name)
Json - It's like Jason without the 'a'. And like Charlie without the 'C' and the 'h' . . . and the 'a' . . . or the'l' . . .

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Lime Green Lemur - Bom bom bom; and the Lime Green Lemur shall save us!

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Rose Auckland - And up rose Aukrand, MONSTER OF THE DEEP

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Watju - So, what ju doing?

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink[!] )
The Purple Chi - Actually, I just drink whatever usually, you know, water, milk, cranberry juice, blood, engine grease, Coca-Cola, you know.

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Brian Alan - That's a little repetitive with the 'an' sound. You know what's awesome? My great grandfather's and grandmother's names were Eska and Maurice! Now how cool is that!

9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Poeme Peppermint - Red Door Chocolate? Angel Toffee? Poeme Peppermint; and they called her Pongy for short. Fo' sho bro!

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names )
Barbara Marks - I don't wanna be a Barbara!

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
5th grade . . . hmmm that's like a year five/six - Mitchell Madrid - Sounds kinda . . . racy

12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flowers)
Easter Goldenrod - Now THAT sounds like a stripper name . . . but a male stripper name . . and only if you have a sick mind. That said, you disgust me

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Cherry Shortie - "Hi, I'd like one Cherry Shortie please, to go"

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
(Oh gosh, what did I eat for breakfast?) Muesli Birch

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour")
The Reading Wind Tour - You know, the sort of concert only a small percent of librarian gastrologists will attend. Heh.

So, for now, its all good in the hood!